a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
Gordon Ramsay is me.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.
dont u fucking talk shit about high school musical
Ed Sheeran accepts Best Male Video for ‘Sing’ - MTV Video Music Awards 2014
I’m so in luv
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS