tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

ivanswaginski:

hello everyone that needs to do their hw

do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK FRIEND YOU CAN DO IT

okay rant time.

So I saw this on my twitter tl and the fact that the one guy said this and she agreed makes me so mad bc no matter how nice your butt is no one. And I mean NO ONE should be grabbing it without your consent. It’s sexual harassment, and it’s sexual harassment of a minor. You might not think it’s that bad but it is. It’s not okay and this guy should not be going around saying it’s okay for some stranger to be grabbing your butt just because it’s nice bc here we are again playing into this whole rape culture. You’re just validating this whole thing and making it okay when it’s not. It’s not okay.

okay rant time.

So I saw this on my twitter tl and the fact that the one guy said this and she agreed makes me so mad bc no matter how nice your butt is no one. And I mean NO ONE should be grabbing it without your consent. It’s sexual harassment, and it’s sexual harassment of a minor. You might not think it’s that bad but it is. It’s not okay and this guy should not be going around saying it’s okay for some stranger to be grabbing your butt just because it’s nice bc here we are again playing into this whole rape culture. You’re just validating this whole thing and making it okay when it’s not. It’s not okay.

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

kanyewestniall: